Posted 8 hours ago

minmo:

THE BEARS ARE OUT

Posted 8 hours ago
minmo:

The bears are in

minmo:

The bears are in

Posted 8 hours ago

latinwords:

Finally knocking some more of these cockathon things out. I occasionally go a little crazy and forget these are supposed to be quick sketches. This is one of those times.

Have a Stehl! (for probably-on-fire )

Posted 9 hours ago

krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

Posted 10 hours ago

debramrgan:

your wish is my command

Posted 18 hours ago

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

Posted 19 hours ago

dollycoquetry:

Okay I’m done reblogging non-cute, non-me stuff for the time being, but this was hilarious.

(Source: sergeantd)

Posted 19 hours ago

internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."

Posted 19 hours ago

waifuanon:

forte7:

khaleesinewbooty:

WAS THIS THAT GODDAMN GAME ON CARTOON NETWORK WHERE YOU HAD TO TRADE ITEMS

If it is that game, I remember that game, and I was addicted to that game.

god damn it everytime I’m reminding of this game I have to go play it

(Source: ven0moth)

Posted 20 hours ago

thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

Posted 20 hours ago

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

(Source: vinegod)

Posted 20 hours ago

Some guy was going through the self-checkout today and was like, “They outta put me on the payroll for checking my own groceries. I don’t like this one but mm-hm.”

Mother fucker I bet your mom said the same shit when she had to pump her own gas. Get the fuck over yourself.

Posted 1 day ago

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

ghoulintentions:

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

Holy shit